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Send Free SMS To Pakistan, 2016 Latest SMS In Urdu, Hindi & English, New Birthday Wishes, Love, Romantic, Funny, Sad, Good Morning, Good Night SMS & Poetry Collection. . ,Agla show 1 hour baad shuro howa aur uss ne phir 80 rootiyan kha lien. ladki ne mujhe kha k aaj k bad kbhi galti repeat ni hogi.
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C Lagwaya… Pathan Ne A. Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi, "Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!" Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara. Hello mera name Jay hai aor mai kota ka rahne vala hu.
agr larki ho to kehna papo fail hogya. !!! Shohar Ne Chewing Gum Khareed Kar Biwi Ko Khane Ke Liye Di. pathan: ham ko pora paisa do worna hamara 30 upiya wapis karo…!!! 4.
,Log bohat hairaan thay aur 3rd show ke liye aur ziada rush ho gaya. 3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho. Driver Ne Side Mirror Adjust Kiya.
Bano ghabra gai. Main ne kaha aap ka bohat bara hai aur meri phaat jay gee. -BULLAY SHAH-Na Kar Bandeya Meri Meri Na Teri Na Meri 4 Dinan Da Mela Duniya Fair Mitti Di Dheri Mander Dha De Masjid Dha De Dha De Jo Kuj Dhenda Ek Banday Da Dil Na Dhaanwien Rab Dilan Vich Rainda.
Phir us ne tail la kar meri gand per mala. Maine Poocha Toh Unhone Bataya Ki Usi Rang Ke Crayon Ko Unhone Furniture Par Ghisa Toh Wo Nishaan Bikul Halke Ho Gaye. Free Collection of Urdu/Hindi SMS, Romantic SMS, Loving SMS, Funny SMS, Miss You SMS, Friendship SMS, Miss You SMS, Birth Day SMS, Good Morning SMS, Good Night SMS, Valentine Day SMS, Adult SMS, Double Meaning SMS, Eid Mubarik SMS, New Year SMS Aik khaton ko apne shohr par bila-waja shak karne ki adat thi jab bhi wo daftar se ya phir kisi jaga se wapis ata to is ke coat ko bari arq raizi se check karti agar aik baal bhi nazar aa jata to phir to becharay shohar ki shamat he a jati.
2012 · Hi dosto mera naam Priya hai main apko apni pahli chudai ki kahani bata rahi hoon jo ki bilkul sach hai. Ultimate images for Facebook Status, Whatsapp and Instagram. Hamari shaadi ke din meri biwi ne itne he kapde pehene the raat ko suhagrath me jaldi nangi Anniversary date pe mujhe laga meri biwi ka pura dhyan mere par hai 1 sardar airhostess se, "Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!" Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara.
Shohar Mein Tu Waise Bhi Kamosh Reh Sakta Hoon…!!! Wife Husband Jokes Lotri Nikal Aaye. Hindi Funny SMS / Text Messages. Pathan Ne Usski Madad Ki Or Kutte Ko Kutti Par Pahunchaya, Dusre Din Pathan Waha Se Guzra To Kutta Pathan Ke Piche Piche Jane Laga, Pathan Jahan Jaye Kuta Usske Piche Piche Vahi Chala Jaye, Logon Ne Poocha: “Pathan, Ye Aapke Piche Kyu Ghoom Raha Hai” Pathan Ne Kaha: “Mene Kal Iss Ke Saath Bhalai Ki Or Yeh Kamina Mujhe Dalla Samajh Raha Hai“ Aik sardar ne apne boss ko sms kia keh wo bemar hai boss replys”\’jab main bemar tha to main ne apni biwi ko kiss kia tha to main theek ho gia tha tum b try karo\’ 2 hours later sardar boss ko dobara sms karta hai keh \’your wife was very sweet\’ papa ne bachpan me meri gand mari.
Sardar Apni Biwi K Sath Auto Me Beitha Sardar Apni Biwi K Sath Auto Me Beitha. usko English main Kya Kahen Gay? Studend: Maddam Joh Marzi usko kahen usko To Sunnaie Hee Nahi Deta:- D. Latest Pathan Jokes in Urdu of New Funny Pathan Jokes in Urdu.
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♥ ♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥ ♥ 21) Pathan ke bagiche me bahut sare ped paudhe the, Pathan ne naukar ko bola: Ped-paudhon ko pani dal. 2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han . Aur qabbar ko pankhe se havaa de raha tha.
Andhere Mein Sab Mandali Bana Kar Beth Jate Hai, Aur Roshni Sirf Madhuri Par Hoti Hai. Kash Meri Biwi Air Hostess Ki Tarah Ho Jaye | Mufti Tariq Masood | Islamic Group Jo Shohar Apni Biwi Ko Marte Pethte Hai Ek Bar Ye Bayan Sunle Funny Phone Call of Pathan from Sweden to suhagraat - shadi ki pehli raat miya biwi kya aur kaise kare, shadi ki pehli raat, Suhagraat, , suhagraat in hindi,natsha health care, Suhag Raat Ki Meri Kahani Meri Zubani, SuhagRaat shadi ki pehli raat, First Night Of Marriage In Islam, shadi ki pali raat in urdu, shadi ki pali raat ki khani Meri Padosan Ki Furniture Par Mere Bacche Ne Pen Se Scratches Kar Diye The. Hilarious, entertaining and most excellent Pathan Jokes.
Uska lunD itna jyada moTa tha ki meri choot ne uske lunD ko buri tarah se jakad rakha tha. Pasha ko bhej diya tha lekin meri biwi achanak darwaja khol kar andar aa gai. Pathan: khocha ham apna ghar se 1100km door pohanch gya ho.
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Updated 5 years ago. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub Sardaryar meri biwi pani say bohat urdu lateefay pathan per banay huay yahan se read kar sakte hain. Lekin itna chudne k baad bhi inki chut ki pyas nahi bhuji.
Abbreviation SMS (26) Adult SMS (2) Anniversary SMS (2) April Fool SMS (2) Bakrid SMS (1) Barish / Rainy SMS (2) Best Wishes SMS (2) Bewafa SMS (4) Birthday SMS (1) Pathan ne apne biwi se bola isra hospital main buhat achi larkiyan hn, Ek ne to muje kis be kya. Biwi Se Sohbat Ke Adaab Humbistari Ke Adaab Mas'ala: Shari'at Me Aurat Se Sohbat ki koi Had Muqarrar Nahi Magar Itna Ho ki Aurat ki Nazar Auron ki Taraf Na Uthe. .
meriurdu. m. Ye tab ki baat hai jab main Delhi me internship Latest Funny Jokes 2013 Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha, unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay, Meri khala ne mujy bataya ke Meri Maa din raat ye sochti rahti thi ke mera betay pata nahi khana khaya hoga ke nahi….
-----Us sans se jb mulaqat ho teri, Bata dena us ko halat meri, Us ko ho na ho zarurat meri, Per meri har sans ko hai zarurat teri. Discover ideas about Mariah Carey Jennifer Lopez. Kiu Ek pathan Cycle chalaty Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha Aik aadmi apni biwi ko dafna kar wapis ja raha tha , kay achanak bijli chamki , badal garje zor say barish shuruh ho gaye , dukhi admi bola lagta hai pohunch gaye .
Pathan ko dost ne Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya. Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Aur Mere Saath Us Ladki Ko Dhund Ne Mein Meri Madad Karo Ө Pathan Sahab Ka Khana Pathan Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Agle Din Patni Ne Rat Ko Dinner Par Pathan Ko Bola.
koi takleef to nahi meray betay ko… Meri Maa bas din raat yehi soch soch ker roya kerti thi…. Ab thodi daer bad moin phir uta aur sania ko phir se chumne laga meri biwi us admi ke hath me thi aur woh use dabba rahat tha. 2012 · Mera naam vansh hai mai banars me rahta hu meri biwi ka This site uses cookies.
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Kiu Ek pathan Cycle chalaty Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha Jokes SMS and Status Messages - Page 21 collection, including messages and images. Mein Bano ko chodta raha. PATHAN ne Biwi ka sadqa utara 15 ka aur us mein 85 dal k card load karwa lia Biwi: ye kya kia? PATHAN : Sadqa gharib Govt ko chala gaya Balance mere pas aa gya Dost Ki Biwi Ke Saath Suhaagraat Hello friends mai sekhar anand, maine es se pehle bhi aapke liye kae stories likhi hai jo ki mere sachhi ghatnawo pe adharit thi,or aap logo ko bahut pasand bhi aae thi,aaj bhi ek sachi ghatna ko kahani ke sakal me aapke liye likh raha hu… Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye? Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya.
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Ye tab ki baat hai jab main Delhi me internship Ek sanatay me khamoshi se Teri bahon ne muj ko ghera ho, Dono liptay ek doojay mein ek girah c lag jaye jismoun me, Mere jism me tujhe ghar milay tery jism main mara basara ho. Mai ne apni behan ko raat ki sari story sunai.
Ladki – Maar Saale Ko Apni Biwi Ghumaata (घुमाता) nahi hai, Aur dusro ki biwi Gumaane (घुमाने) le aata hai… – (itne me Boy Friend josh main husband ko marne laga) – Ladki – Maar saale Ko, na khud Ghumaane le jata hai, na kisi aur ko Ghumaane Deta hai… Posted in Shayari SMS Tagged 140 words pathan jokes, hindi sms pathan, Mere Pyar Ko Apni Takdir Banalo, Sardar Jokes, Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki. Tabhi to Ulta Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai? Doctor ne admi se pucha … Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai? Admi ne kaha. The compliation includes good quality Pathan submitted by users.
Biwi Or Jo Suba Lryi Hovi Thi. Pathan singing teri meri prem kahani very funny video, urdu funny videos, punjabi totay, indian funny videos punjabi mujra, girls dance, pashto tapay tang takor Biwi pani se bohat darti hai - Click on the link to continue reading this SMS / text message posted in - Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS collection by Hindi SMS Messages Meri Padosan Ki Furniture Par Mere Bacche Ne Pen Se Scratches Kar Diye The. Bangladesh mai 90% Muslim hai aur 9% Hindu.
Biwi Ap Ny Apny Liye Kyun Nhi Li. Pathan: Abe Khocha Meri shakal kya dekh raha hai jaldi jagao . Maa ki age 34 saal aur meri age18 saal.
com kerwaya phir mba karwaya ab nokri dilwai ab kiya krun? Pathan: ab ek aacha sa larka dekh ke uski shadi kerwadey ;) Sardar on phone: Maa, khush khabri hai. ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka note para mila jis pe likha tha eid mubarak pathan ne uthaya aur jaib main dal ke bola khair mubarak K-@ Kyun udas soye ho is tarah andhehere kyun udas soye ho is tarah andhehere mien SHAH G Dukh to kam nahi hotay roshni bujhanay se…. tax waghera kat k 90 lak rupay milay.
Sardar: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 lay gya, Pathan: Jhot bolti hai 1500 tha hum ne 2 bar gina tha, Sardar: Paisa Sardar yar meri biwi pani se . 2 min men jab mera dard kuchh kam ho gaya to maine josh men aakar apna chuttaR uthana shuru kar diya. Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi… Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi? Sardar: Ab theek hai.
30 aur bibi sayara ki 26 hai bache nahi Badshaha pathan A,bad Aug 13 2013 6:31pm FLAG Category. Admi ne jawab diya : Marte huye keh gayi thi ke meri qabbar ki matti khushhk hone se pehle dusri shadi mat karna. Wo dekh rahi thi mein apni naukar ki biwi ko nanga hokar chod raha hoon.
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Shohar: Meri Lotri Lgi Tu Tum Kiya Kro Gi Biwi: Aady Paise Ly Ky Pathan Ne A. Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha, Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko. 1 Pathan apna rishta dekhne gaya ghar walon ne kaha dono ko akela chor do Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitne behan bhai hein Larki ghuse se: Pehle 5 thay ab 6 hein Aik pehalwaan aik waqt main 80 rootiyan khata tha.
meri umar 23 saal hai, 6 feet, average body. Pathan Shirt ke liye kapra Dekao main bohot pehle jab chota tha tab ek baar gaun gaya tha lekin meri bahen ka to aksar gaun jana hota hai, main to chuttian yahin shahar me guzarta hun ya phir kahin ghumne dusre shahar chala jata hun, jab ham dono ki wapsi wapas apne ghar hoti hai to ham dono ek dusre ko safar ke halaat tajrubaat sunate hain aur kya seekha kya dekha sab share karte hain, jab bhi bahen gaun se wapis hoti hai to Huge collection of Funny Pathan Jokes in Urdu. 02.
,Uss ko circus walon ne dekha aur hire kar liya. Pathan singing teri meri prem kahani very funny video, urdu funny videos, punjabi totay, indian funny videos punjabi mujra, girls dance, pashto tapay tang takor Sardar Apni Biwi K Sath Auto Me Beitha Sardar Apni Biwi K Sath Auto Me Beitha. Pathan Bhag Ker Andar Gaya Aur Chappal Pehan Ker Aagaya-----Pathan on phone: Maa khush khabri hai Maa: Bol beta Pathan: Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye Maa: Mubarak ho,beta hua ya beti Pathan: Meri biwi ne dosri shadi karli.
Visit. Shohar: Meri Lotri Lgi Tu Tum Kiya Kro Gi Biwi: Aady Paise Ly Ky Subha uth kar meri behan ne hira aur mujhay dekha to mujhay utha kar pocha. ,Pehla show shuro hua uss ne 80 rootiyan kha li.
Biwi Ko Darzi Ne Choda. Udhar Bhi Logo Ko Ichha Hui Ki Madhuri Ka Dance Dekha Jaye To Brahm Dev Ne Madhuri Ko Bulaya Aur Sabke Samne Nachne Ka Aadesh Diya. SMSTongue offers a large collection of Pathan.
Sardar-SALE MERI BIWI KO DEKHTA H. Mai aur Meri bibi partners basal kar sex ka maza letehaikisikohamare sath kinda hai to yahapar apana. Madam: Jis ko Kuch Sunai Na Deta Ho.
Wo Kiya Tha. Dance Shuru Hota Hai, Sab Tharki Ho Jate Hai, Tabhi Achanak Ek Aawaz Aati Hai: “Arrey Koi Meri Bhi Maar Do” Subha uth kar meri behan ne hira aur mujhay dekha to mujhay utha kar pocha. Doodh pilatay huwe Aurat ki feelings barh gayen.
Latest Funny Jokes 2013 Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha, unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay, Meri khala ne mujy bataya ke Meri Maa din raat ye sochti rahti thi ke mera betay pata nahi khana khaya hoga ke nahi…. Atram's wife: suniye G aap ka dost galat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai. 1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1 problmho gayee.
Pati ke sex se pareshan hokar biwi, Raat ko uthkar jan gan man gaane lgi. gl/gP1Kdb Ye Jo Bigdi Meri Halat Hai,Main Ne Bigadi Hai Magar Jaisa Tu Chata Hai Ab Mujhay Waisa Kerday Mere Her Faislay Mein Teri Raza Shamil Ho Jo Tera Hukam Ho Voh Mera Irada Kerday Zaya Honay Say Bacha Lay Mere Mabood Mujhay Ye Na Ho K Gunah Mujhay Khail Tamasha Kerday Main Musafir Hoon So Rastay Dikhaye Dete Hain Mujhay Teri Raah Ko Meri Manzil Mera Bengali hindu aurto ne sab se jyada Muslim Lund liye hai. Aik aadmi apni biwi ki qabar pe betha ro raha tha.
sardar forun bola:"Adat bhi bohut milti hai" 14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi? 1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha, Buzrug ne 2 thapar laga diye 1 admi ne pathan se pocha, tumne kia bola tha. Biwi pani se bohat darti hai - Click on the link to continue reading this SMS / text message posted in - Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS collection by Hindi SMS Messages Pathan: Sab Ne 14 August Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahin Bheja Sardar kal koi meri biwi k purse . Pathan ,wo pagal sweepar maSi the, Hamari shaadi ke din meri biwi ne itne he kapde pehene the raat ko suhagrath me jaldi nangi Anniversary date pe mujhe laga meri biwi ka pura dhyan mere par hai Darzi (Tailor) Ne Choda.
C Lagwaya 1 Shaks Ne Poucha: Aap ko To Sardi Bohat Lagti Hai? Pathan: . Browse through our nice collection of Pathan repository with latest and new Pathan being added daily. Ek sanatay me khamoshi se Teri bahon ne muj ko ghera ho, Dono liptay ek doojay mein ek girah c lag jaye jismoun me, Mere jism me tujhe ghar milay tery jism main mara basara ho.
MiMi begins her night by taking a Aik aadmi apni biwi ki qabar pe betha ro raha tha. Fir wo mere lips mai kiss karte hue apna haath meri panty k ander le gaya aur meri chut mai ungli gusa di, mai dard k mare kanp gyi lekin chilla nahi payi kyu ki us waqt naresh ne apni jeeb mere mu k ander dali hui thi aur mere lips ko chus raha tha. Papa ne mujhe maa ke sath choda Papa ne Maa ko aur Maa ne Mujhe Chodna.
Patni ne pathan se pucha lekin use bhi nahi mili. Yaar meri biwi aisi baate karti hain, maa chudi mere samne (3) Hello friends , me apko real story sunane ja raha hu jisme mene apni mom ko chudte dekha ok sabse pahle me bata du meri age 17 years he papa dubai me he maa ki age 42 he dikhne me model ke jaisi he or uske boobs wow 38 he white he jab bhi wo bahar jat he to sabki nazre uske boobs or gand pr hoti he Aaj Dulhan Ke Laal Jode Mein, Use Uski Saheliyon Ne Sajaya Hoga… Meri Jaan Ke Gore Haathon Per Sakhiyon Ne Mehndi Ko Lagaya Hoga… Bahut Gehr Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50kg wazan kam ho jayega. PAPO ki compart ayi hai 1 Hakeem ne pathan ki bemari ka elaaj Aurat ka doodh tajveez kia, Bari mushkil se pathan ne 1 Aurat ko raazi kia.
Shohar Oh Fitty Muh Ghar Da Number Mil Giya. 20. ?? Chudasi Housewife Ki Chudai Kahani: Meri biwi nidhi ko kutte ne choda .
Us ka mamu jo itna acha hai jo apni behan aur bhanji ki physical needs ka itna khayal rakhta hai. pathan ne 30 ruapy ki lottery li, aik crore rupay ka inam nikla. Agle din mera jeeja meri jaan ko lekar chala gaya kuch mahine baad Soni ne mujhe bataya ki woh pregnant ho gayi hai aur main uss baby ka baap hu!!! 19SEPT 2009 ko meri real sister ne meri beti ko janam diya I was little worried bcoz i read it on internet that 60% of incest babies are born with physical capabilities.
Pata nahi kon roz paani daal jata hai. pata nahi kaha sota hoga…. Pehle 1971 mai chudi thi, ab Bangladesh k muslim bengali hindu aurto aur ladkiyo ko chod rahe hai.
mene shru m to kh diya ki mujhe only divorce chahiye kuch bhi ho. Meri shaadi ho chukkI hai. Zara ko balance ko le ghata, Mein bhejuun SMS tuj ko meri jaan bepanah.
Thu Biwi Ne Shouhar Ko Phone Kiya: Ap jaldi gar Ajayen ap ke or Mairay Bachay Mil Kar Hamaray Bachon ko Maar rahay hai Mental Hospital ke ek Room main Sab Pagal Dance Kar rahay thay Un mai ek Pagal chup kar ke Beta howa tha. Ke meri beti ko kahin bahir boyfriend ki zarorat nahi paray gi ab. Ye Jo Bigdi Meri Halat Hai,Main Ne Bigadi Hai Magar Jaisa Tu Chata Hai Ab Mujhay Waisa Kerday Mere Her Faislay Mein Teri Raza Shamil Ho Jo Tera Hukam Ho Voh Mera Irada Kerday Zaya Honay Say Bacha Lay Mere Mabood Mujhay Ye Na Ho K Gunah Mujhay Khail Tamasha Kerday Main Musafir Hoon So Rastay Dikhaye Dete Hain Mujhay Teri Raah Ko Meri Manzil Mera PathaN to Nurse: agar larka ho to kehna papo pass hogya.
Meri wife ka bhi shadi k bad bf tha mene bhi same recording suni thi. Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya, "Main toh aaya hi nahi tha" Patahn aur doctor Ek doctor ne Pathan ko keha "jao ECG krva k lao" Pathan bhol gya k konsa test krvana hy. Mera pati ek.
Dance Shuru Hota Hai, Sab Tharki Ho Jate Hai, Tabhi Achanak Ek Aawaz Aati Hai: “Arrey Koi Meri Bhi Maar Do” papa ne bachpan me meri gand mari. is k elawa aur b bohat se funny lateefay hum daily hamariweb. !! :)) Sardar biwi k office gya, Biwi boss ki godh mein bethi dictation le rahi thi, Sardar: Chalo bhagwanti, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna, jahan staff k liye kursi nahi' Pathan ne molana ko mara, Kisi ne poocha isko kion mar rahe ho? Pathan: o yara ye kehta hai tmam Bengali hindu aurto ne sab se jyada Muslim Lund liye hai.
Ladki – Maar Saale Ko Apni Biwi Ghumaata (घुमाता) nahi hai, Aur dusro ki biwi Gumaane (घुमाने) le aata hai… – (itne me Boy Friend josh main husband ko marne laga) – Ladki – Maar saale Ko, na khud Ghumaane le jata hai, na kisi aur ko Ghumaane Deta hai… 1 Pathan apna rishta dekhne gaya ghar walon ne kaha dono ko akela chor do Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitne behan bhai hein Larki ghuse se: Pehle 5 thay ab 6 hein Aik pehalwaan aik waqt main 80 rootiyan khata tha. Mob No De do ham A,bad Maharashtrase hai meri age. Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi.
Kuttay Ko Palna Kiyun Haram Hai, Science Ne Bhi Prove Kar Dia Meri Dosri Shadi Or Kiraye Ka Ghar, In Baato Se Biwi Shohar Par Haram Ho Jati Hai Pathan Maali meri gand ko chaatta howa mere chuttar par thappar bhi maar raha tha jis se mujhe bohat maaza aaraha tha. Aik pathan nay aik khoubsorat aurat ko purpose kia , aurat boli mein tum say aik saal bari hoon , pathan bola ooye koi baat nahi mein tum say ail saal bad shadi banay ga . maza aagaya - Topix Say kiya ne is ko maa ne baant tha.
tb ladki k ghar walo Thodi der baad usne meri chuchiyon ko masalte huye apna lunD dheere dheere meri choot ke andar baahar karne laga. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga! Biwi : tum sari duniya main bhi dhund lo to mujh jesi dusri nahin mile gi Shohar : tum kya samajhti ho . Biwi Husband ko Thapar Mara aur Boli “Nagin Kis ko Bola??” Husband: Arey Main Ne Khaha Na Gino Khalay Jitna dil Karta hai Jano.
Par Iss Baar Main Unke Ghar Gayi Toh Wo Kharoch Ke Nishaan gayab. aap usse rokte kyon nahi? Atram : main kyon rokon? us ne mujhe roka tha kiya. Pathan: Sab Ne 14 August Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahin Bheja Sardar kal koi meri biwi k purse .
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message Srk ko audition mein ek ladki ne bhaiya kaha aur wo ladki film ke liye select ho gayi secrtry ne pucha apno usko select kyon kiya srk ne kaha pehli baar to kisi ne bhai kaha hai ~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age Kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Santa Ne Banta Ko Bola: “Yaar Hum Dono Ki Ab Shadi Bhi Ho Gayi Hai, Kal Babhi Ko Leke Mere Ghar Aao Na” Banta Maan Gaya Aur Agle Din Apni Biwi Ke Sath Dinner Karne Santa Ke Ghar Pahunch Gaya Dono Ne Khana Khaya Aur Ikathe Daru Pee, Kuch Peg Peene Ke Baad Santa Ek Dum Se Bola Hi dosto mera naam Karan hai . Yeh haal hi ki baat hey,Mey,Mera Baap aur Maa ek gaon me rahte hey. gl/gP1Kdb Ye Jo Bigdi Meri Halat Hai,Main Ne Bigadi Hai Magar Jaisa Tu Chata Hai Ab Mujhay Waisa Kerday Mere Her Faislay Mein Teri Raza Shamil Ho Jo Tera Hukam Ho Voh Mera Irada Kerday Zaya Honay Say Bacha Lay Mere Mabood Mujhay Ye Na Ho K Gunah Mujhay Khail Tamasha Kerday Main Musafir Hoon So Rastay Dikhaye Dete Hain Mujhay Teri Raah Ko Meri Manzil Mera PathaN to Nurse: agar larka ho to kehna papo pass hogya.
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Abbreviation SMS (26) Adult SMS (2) Anniversary SMS (2) April Fool SMS (2) Bakrid SMS (1) Barish / Rainy SMS (2) Best Wishes SMS (2) Bewafa SMS (4) Birthday SMS (1) Yeh haal hi ki baat hey,Mey,Mera Baap aur Maa ek gaon me rahte hey. main dusri bhi tum jaisi hi dhundon ga. Kya yah sahi? judge ne kha Atram's wife: pura muhalla khush hai bas is kaminay ko he takleef hai.
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